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What did the quad say to the bicycle? Two wheels are cute, but I've got four corners!
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What did one quad say to another in a race? 'I've got the inside track – literally!
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What did the quadrilateral say during a breakup? 'It's not you, it's trapezoidal!
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What did one quad say to the other at the party? Let's make it a quad-ruple good time!
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What's a quadrilateral's favorite game? Monopoly – it's all about buying up property!
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What's a polygon's favorite song? Quad-rallel Lines by The Geometry Beatles!
Quadriplegic Quips
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Someone asked me if I knew anything about quadriplegics. I said, Sure, it's someone with quad muscles so strong they've transcended the need for walking. Let's just say the anatomy lesson didn't go over well with the medical professionals in the room.
Quadcopter Quibbles
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I tried flying a quadcopter, and let me tell you, it's not as easy as it looks. I crashed it into a tree, a wall, and once into my neighbor's barbecue. I've unintentionally turned my quadcopter into a kamikaze quad. Sorry, Mr. Johnson, your burgers never saw it coming.
Quintessential Quad
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Why do people say quintessential to describe something perfect? Shouldn't it be quad-tessential? I mean, quads are way more essential than fives. Nobody ever said, Oh, that's the quintessential muscle right there!
Quad Squad Chronicles
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I joined a fitness class called Quad Squad, thinking it was a support group for people with four-legged pets. Turns out, it's an intense leg workout class. I've never seen so many quads in pain, both human and potential pet participants.
Quantum Quad Physics
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I tried to understand quantum physics once. It's like trying to explain quads to a cat. No matter how much you try, they just look at you with that perplexed expression. Quantum quads – the mysteries of the universe meet the mysteries of leg day.
Quizzical Quads
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Why do quads always look so confident in photos? It's like they have their own modeling agency. Meanwhile, my quads are camera-shy; they hide behind my hamstrings. Maybe they're just shy or they know they're not the real stars of the leg show.
Quarrelsome Quads
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Relationships are a lot like quads. They need balance, strength, and sometimes a little bit of flexing to show off. And just like quads, if you neglect them, you might find yourself in a painful situation trying to get back on your feet. Love is a quad, my friends, love is a quad.
Quandaries with Quads
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I was at the gym, and this guy on the quad machine gave me the stink eye. I thought, Dude, I'm just trying to work on my quads, not start a quad feud! I guess leg day rivalry is a thing. Who knew that a quad workout could lead to a quadrumvirate of glares?
Quirks of Quads
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Have you ever been in an elevator with someone and their quad muscles are doing the cha-cha? It's like, Hey buddy, I know leg day was tough, but do your quads really need to practice their salsa moves right now? It's a quad conundrum in a confined space.
Quad Squabble
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You ever notice how parking lots are just breeding grounds for quad conflicts? You find that perfect spot, and suddenly it's a battle between the SUV, the motorcycle, the smart car, and that one guy on a skateboard who thinks he's a vehicle. It's like a tiny war zone with a quad of wheels!
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