5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For punching bag

When the martial artist tries to teach self-defense using the punching bag but ends up being the one getting hit.

My martial arts coach said the punching bag is like an enemy you can't avoid. Well, now I have a restraining order from the gym.

Using the punching bag to vent work frustrations but realizing it doesn't fix the broken office coffee machine.

I hit the punching bag so hard, I dislodged the office's Wi-Fi connection. Now I'm on a forced digital detox.

Dealing with gym members who mistake the punching bag for a personal therapist.

Gym Trainer: "Sir, the punching bag won't judge you." Gym Member: "Great, because I'm thinking of quitting my job to become a professional mime.

Using the punching bag as a symbolic representation of an ex, but it's not as therapeutic as it seems.

I thought the punching bag would help me move on from my ex. Now I'm just in a complicated relationship with a canvas sack.

Using the punching bag as a therapeutic tool, but the bag starts developing emotional baggage.

My therapist said the punching bag could be a great listener. Little did I know, it's now ghostwriting my autobiography.

5 Jokes For Punching Bag