7 Jokes About Puerto Rico

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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I told my friend I could speak Puerto Rican. He said, 'That's not a language.' I replied, 'You haven't heard me ordering food!
I tried to impress my Puerto Rican friends by dancing salsa. They said it was a real 'cucumber' move!
I tried to make a Puerto Rican sandwich, but it fell apart. I guess I need a salsa-mender!
Why did the tourist take a ladder to Puerto Rico? They heard the views were next-level!
Why did the Puerto Rican chef become a comedian? Because he knew how to deliver the perfect punch of flavor!
I invited my Puerto Rican friends to a comedy show. They loved it, but they said it needed more salsa!
I tried to write a joke about Puerto Rico's weather, but I couldn't find a punchline that wasn't a tropical depression!

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