8 Jokes For Public Transport

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Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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What did the traffic light say to the train? Don't look now, I'm changing!
Why did the subway musician never win any awards? His music was always underground!
Why did the train break up with its girlfriend? It got tired of the same old tracks!
Why did the bus driver become a referee? Because he wanted to call foul plays on the road!
Why was the subway musician hired by the train company? Because they wanted tracks with a good beat!
What did the commuter say to the forgetful bus driver? 'You're off route – it's time to get back on track!
Why did the commuter bring a ladder onto the subway? Because he wanted to take the train to the next level!
What's a bus driver's favorite kind of math? Multiplication – they're always counting passengers!

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