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The Coffee-Driven Developer
Surviving on caffeine
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My doctor asked about my caffeine intake. I told him, "I only drink coffee to improve my Excel-lence." Now, I'm not a doctor, but I prescribe at least five cups a day.
The Socially Awkward Programmer
Navigating the real world
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Small talk is the real bug in my system. When someone asks, "How's the weather?" I want to respond with, "I don't know; I've been indoors for three days straight debugging a loop.
The Code Ninja
Battling bugs in the shadows
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I tried to explain debugging to my non-programmer friend. I said, "It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but the needle is invisible, the haystack is on fire, and you're allergic to hay.
The Lazy Coder
Finding the shortest route to success
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I automated my morning routine. Now, my coffee machine talks to my toaster, and they decide if I deserve breakfast. Most days, I get a notification saying, "You're on a liquid diet today.
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