6 Jokes For Programm

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Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break, and it gave me a Kit-Kat. Turns out it understands 'break' better than I do.
I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess my humor is too 'byte'-sized for it.
Why did the programmer get thrown out of school? He refused to take classes.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Guess it took my request literally.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a programmer, and I'm rolling in the 'bytes'.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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