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Why did the smartphone break up with its profile picture? It found a better connection!
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I tried setting my profile picture to 'invisible,' but people still saw right through it!
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I changed my profile picture to a calendar. Now people can finally see my dates!
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Why did the profile picture file a police report? Someone stole its identity!
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My profile picture and I have a lot in common – we both have mastered the art of cropping out negativity!
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What did the profile picture say to the camera? 'You really know how to capture my good side!
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Updating my profile picture is like casting for a blockbuster movie. First, I audition a bunch of contenders, and then I pick the one that's most likely to get me more likes. It's like I'm running my own popularity contest, and the winner gets to be the face of my digital ego.
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but apparently, my profile picture is worth a thousand lies. I've got people thinking I'm a world traveler when, in reality, the farthest I've been is the nearest fast-food joint. Filters, my friends, filters.
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I changed my profile picture, and suddenly I have friends asking if I got a facelift. Facelift? No, I just discovered the 'Blur' tool and mastered the art of strategic cropping. Who needs surgery when you have Photoshop?
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So, I finally updated my profile picture. You know you're an adult when the most exciting thing you do is change your avatar. I felt like Picasso choosing between 'slightly less ugly' and 'kinda presentable.'
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Updating my profile picture is like choosing the right filter for my life. 'Amaro' if I want to look mysterious, 'Valencia' if I want to seem approachable, and 'X-Pro II' if I want everyone to think I live in a vintage photo. Spoiler alert: I don't.
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Changing my profile picture is my way of telling the world, 'Yes, I do own more than one shirt.' It's the only time my laundry basket and my online persona are on the same page. But hey, as long as I look good, right?
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I updated my profile picture, and suddenly I'm getting friend requests from people I haven't spoken to since kindergarten. It's like they saw my new photo and thought, 'Wow, this guy really knows how to pick a flattering angle. He must be successful now.'
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I changed my profile picture, and suddenly I'm getting messages like, 'Are you a model?' No, Karen, I just know how to tilt my head at a flattering angle and use the 'Golden Hour' to my advantage. If there was a modeling category for sitting on the couch, I'd be a superstar.
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I changed my profile picture, and now people are commenting, 'New year, new you!' Yeah, well, my resolution was to use a better camera, not to suddenly become a fitness guru. Next year's goal: Photoshop abs.
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