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You ever hear parents brag about their kids being in pre-K? Like, "Oh, my little Timmy is in pre-K. He's practically a genius!" Really? Pre-K is basically finger painting and learning how not to eat glue. I mean, if you want to call that advanced, sure. I imagine a pre-K
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Nap time in pre-K is a battlefield. It's like trying to herd cats, but the cats are hopped up on juice boxes. You can't just say, "Hey, little ones, it's time to take a nap." It's more like negotiating a peace treaty with a room full of tiny rebels. "I
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Let's talk about glue. Why do kids in pre-K think glue is a delicacy? You give them a bottle of glue, and suddenly, they're connoisseurs, savoring the fine taste of Elmer's. "Ah, yes, a robust vintage with subtle undertones of paste." And then there's that one kid who tries to
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Have you ever tried negotiating with a pre-K kid? It's like dealing with tiny human dictators who believe the world revolves around them. You can't reason with them; they're the kings and queens of their own little universe. They have demands for snacks, demands for toys, and demands for attention.
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