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Joke Types
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What do you get when you cross a prawn with a comedian? Something that's a real jokester in the ocean!
Prawn Tails and Tall Tales
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Have you ever tried to devein a prawn? It's like performing surgery on a shrimp with a PhD. I feel like I need a magnifying glass and a tiny detective hat just to find that elusive prawn vein. Maybe they should come with a disclaimer: Warning: May contain more drama than a soap opera.
Prawn Stars: The Reality Show
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I pitched a reality show about prawns living in Hollywood. It would be called Real Housewives of the Deep Blue Sea. Picture it: glamorous prawns swimming around, gossiping about who's dating the cod next door. I got rejected, though. Turns out, the underwater drama market is pretty saturated.
Prawnflation
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Have you ever noticed how expensive prawns are at restaurants? It's like they're the cryptocurrency of the seafood world, and I'm over here just trying to afford a shrimp cocktail. I asked the waiter once, Do these prawns come with a side of financial advice? They didn't find it as amusing as I did.
Prawn Chronicles
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Prawns are the divas of the ocean. I mean, they're always demanding to be served on a platter. It's like they're saying, I don't do buffets; I have a reputation to uphold. I tried telling my dinner guests that once, and now they just think I'm a shellfish stand-up comedian.
Prawn Stars
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Prawns are like the rockstars of the seafood world. They're always getting grilled and sizzling, making the other fish jealous. I bet if they had an underwater MTV, prawns would be on it, showing off their shell-fies. Meanwhile, the salmon would be stuck in the background, wondering why no one appreciates its solo career.
Prawn Identity Crisis
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Have you ever looked at a prawn and thought, Who are you really? They're like the undercover agents of the sea, hiding behind those shells. I bet if prawns had passports, they'd all have different aliases. Agent Shrimpsalot reporting for duty!
Prawn to be Wild
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You ever notice how prawns always travel in gangs? It's like they're the motorcycle gangs of the sea, cruising around with their shell helmets on. I tried joining their gang once, but they said I didn't have the right shell-shock factor. I guess my seafood street cred is a bit lacking.
Prawnspiracy Theories
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I heard there's a secret society of prawns plotting to take over the ocean. They're building underwater castles and practicing their synchronized swimming routines. I tried joining, but apparently, you need a shell password to get in. It's like the ocean's version of the Illumi-shrimpy.
Prawn and Order
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Prawns are the criminal masterminds of the ocean. They're always getting caught up in seafood stings. I imagine them in tiny courtrooms, with little seafood lawyers arguing, My client is not a shrimp, Your Honor; he's just misunderstood! It's like a courtroom drama, but with more butter.
The Prawn Predicament
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You ever notice how prawns are like the VIPs of the ocean? They're strutting around with their fancy exoskeletons, acting like they own the place. I mean, I tried wearing a shell once, but all I got was weird looks at the supermarket. Turns out, it's not a fashion statement; it's a seafood thing.
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