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I hit a pothole the other day that was so deep, I swear I saw a mole setting up a mortgage down there. I was just hoping it wasn't a gateway to the underworld, because the last thing I need is a demonic Uber driver popping up in my back seat.
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Potholes are like the surprise quizzes of the road. You're just cruising along, enjoying your day, and suddenly, bam! Physics decides to test if you remember how suspension works on your car. Spoiler alert: most of us don't.
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Potholes are like the ninjas of the road – silent, sneaky, and always waiting to strike when you least expect it. I swear, if they had a theme song, it would be something like "Pothole in the Wind" or "Highway to the Danger Zone.
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You ever hit a pothole so big, you start questioning if your car has an ejector seat that you didn't know about? I half expected James Bond to pop out of the trunk, shake off the dust, and ask for a lift to the nearest spy convention.
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You know you're an adult when you start swerving on the road not to avoid traffic, but to dodge potholes. It's like playing a real-life game of Mario Kart, but instead of banana peels, we're avoiding craters in the asphalt!
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Potholes are nature's way of testing your relationship. If you can survive a car ride with your significant other without arguing about whose fault it is for hitting that massive crater, you're basically ready for anything.
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Potholes are like the road's way of saying, "Hey, you thought this journey was going to be smooth? Think again!" It's a reality check for all the optimistic drivers out there, reminding us that life's path is rarely without a few bumps.
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Potholes are like the road's version of a speed bump, but instead of gently slowing you down, they send you into a vehicular interpretive dance routine. It's the only time you'll see me attempting the "Dodging Potholes Waltz" with my car.
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I hit a pothole so big the other day, I think it registered on the Richter scale. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up getting its own star on the Walk of Fame. "Congratulations, Pothole #427, you've officially made it in Hollywood!
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Potholes are the unsung heroes of the automotive world. They keep tire repair shops in business, give us an excuse for our terrible parallel parking skills, and provide a legitimate reason for having a donut spare tire in our trunk – because let's face it, who actually likes those things?
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