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So, apparently, I have a knack for hitting nerves with my jokes. They say some of my stuff is in "poor taste." I mean, can we talk about this for a second? Everything nowadays is "too soon." I told a time-travel joke the other day, and someone yelled from the back, "Too soon!" I mean, if time travel ever becomes a thing, that joke will kill, mark my words! But seriously, folks, we've got to lighten up a bit. Life is tough, and if we can't laugh at the dark stuff, we're in for a rough ride. I made a Titanic joke once, and someone said, "Too soon!" I'm like, "Really? Did the iceberg just melt?" I mean, come on!
I'm not saying we should make fun of everything, but sometimes laughter is the best medicine. Even if it tastes a bit bitter, like my grandma's cooking. Now, that's what I call "poor taste.
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You ever notice how people get all judgy about food? I mean, I was told my jokes are in "poor taste," but have you tried my aunt's casserole? That stuff is a culinary crime. I think she uses it to test her smoke alarm because that thing goes off every time she cooks. But seriously, food is a battleground. I made a salad once, and someone said, "That's not a salad; it's a cry for help." I'm just trying to be healthy, and suddenly I'm a culinary criminal.
And don't get me started on pineapple on pizza. That's a whole war zone right there. Some people act like it's a crime against humanity. I'm like, "Come on, it's just fruit on bread, not a war crime!" But hey, if enjoying pineapple on pizza is a crime, lock me up, officer, because I'm guilty as charged.
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You know, folks, I've been told my sense of humor can sometimes be in "poor taste." And I get it, everyone's got their limits. I mean, my grandma once told me I was too edgy, and this is a woman who grew up thinking a racy joke was saying "heck" instead of "heckfire." But you know what they say, comedy is subjective, just like my friend's taste in music. I mean, he thinks Nickelback is a great band. Now, that's poor taste! I'd rather listen to a cat playing the bagpipes. At least that would be a unique form of torture.
I tried testing my material on my cat once, and I swear he rolled his eyes at me. I guess he's more of a slapstick fan. But hey, if I can't make my cat laugh, at least I can offend my neighbors with my "poor taste" in cat comedy.
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So, apparently, my sense of humor is in "poor taste." You know what else is in poor taste? Movie night with my friends. It's like a battlefield out there. We can't agree on anything. I suggested a classic, and someone said, "That's so last century." I'm like, "Yeah, it's called a classic for a reason!" And then there's the friend who insists on picking a horror movie every time. I'm like, "Can we not have nightmares tonight, Susan? I have work tomorrow!" But no, Susan is determined to terrify us all.
But the worst part is when someone picks a movie, and halfway through, they say, "Oh, I've seen this before." I'm like, "Why didn't you say something?" Now we're stuck with a movie that's in poor taste, just like my comedy.
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