8 Jokes For Pontius

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Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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How did Pontius stay calm under pressure? 'I've been stabbed in the back – everything else is just a little prick!
Why did Pontius become a motivational speaker? He wanted to teach people the importance of watching their backs!
How did Pontius respond when asked about his favorite movie? 'Et tu, Brute? It's a real backstabbing thriller!
Why did Pontius become a comedian? He figured it's better to make jokes than enemies!
What advice did Pontius give to aspiring politicians? 'Always check your salad for backstabbing croutons!
Why did Pontius become a gardener? He believed in growing trust – just as long as it didn't involve any backstabbing weeds!
What's Pontius's favorite dance? The 'Backstab Boogie' – it's all about moving with a twist!
What did Pontius say when he became a chef? 'I'm great at making Caesar salads, just don't ask me to toss any conspiracies!

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