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Fishing for Compliments
A group of competitive ducks who can't stop bragging about their accomplishments.
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They're so obsessed with winning, they started training for the "Pond Games." I heard one duck say, "I'm working on my freestyle paddling. Gotta beat those snobby swans. They think they're the Michael Phelps of the pond!
Pond Pessimist
A pessimistic turtle constantly worrying about the end of the pond.
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The turtle even tried to start a support group for worried aquatic creatures. He called it "Pond-emonium," where everyone gathers to discuss their irrational fears of evaporating. Tough sell.
Duck's Job Interview
A duck is trying to apply for a new job but struggles to impress with its limited skill set.
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The duck was determined, though. He said, "I'm a great team player!" The interviewer asked, "How?" The duck replied, "Well, have you ever seen a lone duck in a pond? Exactly, we always travel in pairs!
Frog's Stand-up Comedy
A frog trying to make it as a stand-up comedian but struggling with the audience's reaction.
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The frogs in the audience were so judgmental. One of them shouted, "Ribbit down! You're not funny!" I replied, "Well, at least my career isn't in a croakdown!
Fish's Complaints
When the fish in the pond get together for a group therapy session because they're tired of humans staring at them all day.
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The fish are so tired of people tapping on the glass. They're forming a union now. Their slogan? "Stop tapping, start napping! Let us swim in peace!
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