17 Jokes For Polygamist

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Updated on: Jul 02 2025

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Why did the polygamist become a gardener? Because relationships are like plants – they need constant watering and attention!
Why did the polygamist go to therapy? They needed help untangling their love triangle!
Why did the polygamist start a band? Because they wanted to experience harmony in multiple relationships!
Why did the polygamist become a chef? Because they were experts at cooking up multiple love stories in one pot!
Why did the polygamist become a pilot? Because they wanted to navigate through the turbulence of multiple relationships!
Why did the polygamist become a DJ? Because they knew how to mix things up in more ways than one!
Why did the polygamist start a bakery? Because he wanted to have his cake and eat it too!

The Polygamist's Anniversary

Imagine a polygamist's anniversary: Honey, is today our 12th or 15th anniversary? Actually, dear, it's our 14th and 17th. We got married on the same day.

The Polygamist's Calendar

If you're a polygamist, you better have a super-sized calendar. Honey, are you the 2nd or the 3rd Saturday of the month?

Polygamy in the Digital Age

In the age of smartphones and multiple notifications, polygamists must have the most confusing group chat ever. Who's picking up the kids? Wait, which kids?

Why Polygamy Isn't for Everyone

I tried understanding polygamy once, but then I remembered how hard it is to remember anniversaries for just one person!

Double Trouble

They say two's company, three's a crowd. But what do you call four, five, or six? A polygamist's family reunion!

The Polygamist's Dilemma

You know, being a polygamist must be confusing. I can't even decide which Netflix series to commit to; imagine adding wives to that list!

The Real MVPs

Polygamists claim they can handle multiple spouses. I struggle to remember where I left my keys; they remember birthdays, anniversaries, and favorite colors. Hats off!

The Polygamist's Budgeting

Polygamists must have a black belt in budgeting. One wife wants a new dress; okay. But three wives, each wanting a new dress? That's when the math gets fuzzy!

The Polygamist's Morning Routine

You think your mornings are hectic? Try a polygamist's morning routine: Honey, I made coffee for... umm, which one are you again?

A Polygamist's Dream Job

If a polygamist ever opened a flower shop, he'd be the best at making bouquets. After all, he's had practice!

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