5 Jokes For Police Station

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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The Overeager Detective

Jumping to Conclusions
They said, "Follow the money," so I arrested a magician for "counterfeiting." He was just really good at making coins disappear.

The Clumsy Forensic Expert

Awkwardness in Serious Situations
I tripped and accidentally turned on the "CSI" theme song at a crime scene. The victim sat up thinking they were in a TV show. Tough crowd.

The Undercover Officer

Maintaining Cover
I'm so undercover, even my dog thinks I'm a stranger. It's a hazard when your own pet sniffs you out as a suspicious character.

The Jaded Desk Sergeant

Dealing with Ridiculous Incidents
Got a call about a cat stuck in a tree. Tried to send a SWAT team, but the fire department beat us to it. Talk about a turf war.

The Rookie Cop

Lack of Experience
They told me to handle the perp with "kid gloves," and I showed up with Spider-Man mittens. Turns out, that's not what they meant.

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