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The Police Dog Trainer
Balancing tough training with pampering
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My police dog is so confused. I'll be like, "Attack that guy!" and he'll look at me like, "But didn't we just play fetch? Are we playing good cop, bad cop with the tennis ball?
The Suspicious Squirrel
Feeling inadequate compared to the police dog
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The police dog is like a canine superhero, and I'm just a squirrel trying not to be a snack. It's like living in a Marvel movie where the hero is a German Shepherd with a badge, and I'm the low-budget villain with a bushy tail.
The Suspect in a Comedy Show
Getting arrested by a cute police dog
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I told the officer, "I'll confess to everything if you let me pet your dog first. Deal?" It's hard to be a tough criminal when the arresting officer has floppy ears and a wagging tail.
The Police Cat
Why can't I be a police cat?
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It's discrimination, I tell you. Dogs get to chase suspects, and what do I get? A stern look when I knock over the captain's coffee. I'm a feline vigilante, fighting crime one knocked-over mug at a time.
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