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The Podiatrist's Stand-Up Career
Struggling to make foot jokes without getting too corny.
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My comedy career is like an ingrown toenail – painful and occasionally infected. I tell people my jokes are like orthotics; they might not cure anything, but at least they provide some support.
The Podiatrist's Dilemma
When your job is all about feet, but you have a foot phobia.
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Podiatrists are like detectives for feet. I feel like Sherlock Holmes, but instead of solving crimes, I'm solving the mystery of why toenails grow so weird.
Podiatrist in a Zombie Apocalypse
Trying to save the world one foot at a time when everyone else is running from zombies.
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The hardest part of being a podiatrist in a zombie apocalypse? Trying to explain to survivors that I can't perform foot surgery with a rusty pocket knife. "But Doc, we need you!" Yeah, well, I need a sterile environment!
Confessions of a Podiatrist's Receptionist
Dealing with bizarre foot-related questions and keeping a straight face.
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I overheard a patient asking the podiatrist, "Is it normal for my feet to smell like Doritos?" The doctor calmly replied, "Well, are you stepping on snacks or are your feet just cheesy naturally?
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