6 Jokes For Pocket Watch

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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My pocket watch asked for a raise. I told it time is money, not the other way around!
I told my pocket watch a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess time has a serious sense of humor!
I challenged my pocket watch to a race. It had a head start because it always knows when it's time to run!
My pocket watch is like a ninja. It always knows when it's time to strike!
I accidentally swallowed my pocket watch. Now I have to watch what I eat!
I accidentally dropped my pocket watch in the soup. Now it's timeless stew!

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