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I asked the plus sign if it likes to exercise. It said, 'I'm all about staying positive, not adding extra weight!
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What's a plus sign's favorite movie genre? Romance – it always loves a good addition story!
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Why did the plus sign break up with the minus sign? It just couldn't add up to a positive relationship.
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What's a plus sign's favorite game? Addition and subtraction – it likes to stay neutral.
Math Lovers' Hangout
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I walked into a math lovers' party the other day, and the decorations were just plus signs everywhere. I thought, Is this a celebration of addition or a secret code for 'bring your own calculator'? Either way, I felt like I was in the middle of a really nerdy flash mob.
Superhero Auditions
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I auditioned for a superhero role the other day, and they handed me a costume with a giant plus sign on the chest. I asked, What's my superpower? Can I add up large numbers in a single bound? Do I defeat villains with the power of positivity? Turns out, I was just the sidekick – Captain Calculus.
Late Night TV Mysteries
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Ever notice those late-night infomercials? I saw one for a magical cleaning solution, and the spokesperson kept holding up a plus sign. I thought, Is this product so good it can even solve mathematical problems? Or is it secretly a secret agent cleaner, here to add sparkle and subtract stains from your life?
Alien Encounters
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If aliens ever visit Earth, they're going to be so confused by our road signs. They'll see a plus sign and think, Ah, the intergalactic welcome center must be this way! Little do they know, it's just directing them to the nearest gas station. Sorry, extraterrestrial friends, no warp drive fuel here!
Fitness Dilemmas
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I saw a fitness instructor holding a plus sign during a workout class. I was like, Is this a gym or a math class? Are we doing jumping jacks or solving equations? No wonder I always feel the need to count my reps using prime numbers. It's like a workout and a Sudoku puzzle rolled into one!
The Positive Pregnancy Test
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You ever notice how life is full of surprises? I found a plus sign the other day. I was like, Am I pregnant? Did I just conceive a math problem? Is this a cosmic hint that I should add more excitement to my life? I guess the universe thinks I need a little multiplication in my routine.
Wedding Planner Woes
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I hired a wedding planner, and all the notes were just plus signs. I was like, Is this a ceremony or a complex math problem? Am I exchanging vows or solving for 'x' in the equation of eternal love? I guess if our marriage is as strong as my confusion, we're in for a lifetime of happiness.
DIY Misadventures
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I tried assembling furniture the other day, and the instructions had a plus sign next to every step. I was like, Is this a guide to building a bookshelf or solving the mystery of the missing socks? I'm just here to put together some shelves, not prove Fermat's Last Theorem.
Supermarket Mysteries
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Grocery shopping is a puzzle. I found a plus sign on the cereal aisle. I thought, Are these Cheerios trying to tell me something? Do I need to start adding more fiber to my diet or just solve a breakfast Sudoku? Next thing you know, I'll be calculating the caloric value of each grape in the fruit section.
The Dating Equation
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Dating is like solving an algebraic equation. You're trying to find the right variables, avoid the negatives, and hope that somewhere in the process, there's a plus sign that says, Congratulations, you've found the one! Or at least someone who doesn't think long division is a romantic gesture.
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