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Why did the plumber go to art school? To learn how to draw a good flush!
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Why did the plumber become an actor? He was great at playing pipe roles!
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Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his pipe dreams!
Plumber's Day Off
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a plumber's holiday. Finally, a day where I can flush without fear!
The Plumbing Comedy Show
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I'd pay good money for a reality show where plumbers give dramatic readings of the things they find stuck in drains. Tonight, on 'Drains of Our Lives,' the tale of the lost wedding ring.
Plumber's Priorities
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I had a plumber once who fixed my toilet, then gave me a lecture on proper fiber intake. Talk about covering all the bases – fixing pipes and ensuring their future job security.
The Plumber's Creed
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Plumbers should have their own motto: We fix what your husband tried to. Because let's face it, we've all attempted some DIY plumbing and regretted it immediately.
The Plumber's Paradox
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You ever call a plumber, and suddenly your faucet starts working perfectly? It's like they have magical powers. I think they have a hotline with the pipes, and the pipes are like, Quick, the plumber's coming! Act normal!
Plumber's Insight
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Plumbers have this incredible talent of diagnosing problems just by listening to your description. I'm convinced they're secretly psychic. You start explaining, and they're like, Got it, your sink's been possessed by a water demon.
Plumber's Perks
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I envy plumbers sometimes. They get to wear those cool utility belts. I tried wearing one once, put in a couple of pens and a notepad. People thought I was auditioning for Batman's secretary.
Plumber's Emergency Call
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Ever had a plumbing emergency at 3 AM? They show up ready to fix your burst pipe, but you can see it in their eyes: they'd rather be in bed. It's like a superhero saving the day in their pajamas.
Plumbing Solutions
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Plumbers give the best advice. They'll fix your leaky faucet and your life problems at the same time. You'll be there crying about your relationship, and they'll go, Well, sir, just like this pipe, sometimes you gotta tighten things up to stop the drip.
The Plumber's Anthem
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Ever notice how plumbers always have a tool for everything? It's like they're part handyman, part magician. They probably sing their own version of 'Old MacDonald' with tools instead of animals. Here a wrench, there a wrench, everywhere a wrench-wrench.
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