bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I made a pledge to read more books. But the problem is, every time I finish one, it feels like a major accomplishment. So, in a way, I'm fulfilling my pledge just with a lot of really short books.
0
0
Have you ever tried to keep a pledge to exercise more? It's like signing up for a marathon and then realizing that running a marathon involves, well, running. Suddenly, a 5K starts looking like a victory lap.
0
0
Pledges are a lot like passwords. You create them with the best intentions, and then a month later, you're staring at your list of pledges like, "I don't even remember setting this one.
0
0
I took a pledge to be more organized. Now, my to-do list is so long, it's basically a novel. And just like a good book, I keep telling myself I'll finish it one day. Maybe in the sequel.
0
0
I recently took a pledge to be more eco-friendly. Bought a reusable water bottle, started composting, the whole nine yards. But now, every time I use a plastic straw accidentally, I feel like I've betrayed the planet. Sorry, Mother Earth, I promise it was just that one time!
0
0
I pledged to be more patient. But have you ever tried waiting for someone to finish telling a story when you already know the punchline? It's like a test of mental endurance. Spoiler alert: I failed.
0
0
Pledges are the only promises where breaking them is almost expected. If you told someone you were pledging to eat more pizza, they'd probably ask if they could join you.
0
0
You ever notice how making a pledge is a lot like starting a diet? The enthusiasm is there at the beginning, you're all in, but by day three, you're eyeing that bag of chips like it just told you a secret.
0
0
Pledges are like the goldfish of promises. You make them, and after a few seconds, you're wondering why there's even water in that bowl. Did I really commit to flossing every day? Who am I kidding?
Post a Comment