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Why do we call it a "shortcut" when it often takes longer? I took a shortcut the other day, ended up in some labyrinth of roads. It was less a shortcut, more like a scenic tour of confusion.
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Have you noticed how the word "bed" actually looks like a bed? Think about it—the "b" is the headboard, the "e" and the "d" are the mattress and box spring. Mind-blowing typography!
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The phrase "time flies" is so true. You blink, and suddenly it’s a whole new year. But have you noticed that "time crawls" too? Especially during meetings or dentist appointments.
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Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? And why is it called rush hour when nothing moves? It’s more like "sit in your car and contemplate life hour.
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You know what’s confusing? The term "jumbo shrimp." I mean, either it’s jumbo or it’s a shrimp. You can’t have both. It’s like saying "giant ant" or "quiet thunder.
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I’ve always found it funny how "abbreviated" is such a long word. It’s like they’re mocking us for trying to shorten things.
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You ever think about how "lisp" is such a difficult word to pronounce if you have a lisp? It’s like the universe is playing a cruel game of irony.
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Queue" is just a fancy way of saying "wait in a line." But the irony is that the word itself seems to have a queue of extra unnecessary letters.
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Why do we call them "apartments" if they’re all squished together? Shouldn’t they be called "togethernesses" or "closequartersments"?
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