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Why did the pirate captain always carry a map? In case he got lost at 'sea'!
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Why did the pirate become a chef? Because he knew how to handle a good 'sea'food dish!
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Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Watching Pirates of the Caribbean always leaves me in awe. I mean, Jack Sparrow is the only person who can stumble around drunk, mumble incoherently, and yet somehow manage to outsmart everyone. He's like the patron saint of college students during finals week!
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I think the lesson from Pirates of the Caribbean is simple: If you're ever in a tight spot, just grab a sword, put on an eccentric hat, and act like you know exactly what you're doing. It works every time... well, maybe not in job interviews.
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You know what's wild about Pirates of the Caribbean? Despite all the sword fights and cannon blasts, the real weapon of mass destruction is still Captain Jack Sparrow's rum tolerance.
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You know, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean the other day, and I realized those pirates were really onto something. I mean, who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can sail the seas, have epic sword fights, and still have better job security than most of us? Though I do have concerns about their dental plan... I doubt they had a 'brush twice a day or walk the plank' policy.
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You know, the Pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean always seem to have these epic ship battles. Meanwhile, I can barely navigate a parking lot without accidentally hitting a shopping cart.
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In Pirates of the Caribbean, they’re always talking about codes and following the pirate code. I wish life had a code like that: Always share your snacks or Thou shalt not ghost on plans.
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You ever notice how in Pirates of the Caribbean, they always seem to find themselves on these crazy adventures because of a cursed treasure? It’s like, forget about treasure maps, just give me Google Maps with a warning like, “Arrr, there be traffic delays ahead due to a sea monster sighting!
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Pirates of the Caribbean is all about finding treasure, right? Well, if I wanted to watch people desperately hunting for something valuable, I’d just tune into my family trying to find the TV remote on a Sunday evening.
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I was thinking about it, and Pirates of the Caribbean is basically a movie about a bunch of people willing to do anything for a chest. I guess it's like Black Friday at the mall, but with more parrots and less discounts.
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