bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
What did the pinky say to the thumb? 'I pinky-promise I won't let you down!'
0
0
Why was the pinky feeling lonely? It felt a little 'unhandy' without its pals!
0
0
Why did the pinky get mad at the other fingers? They were always pointing fingers at it!
0
0
Why did the pinky bring a map to the party? It wanted to 'navigate' the social scene!
Pinky Rebellion
0
0
I tried to flip someone off once, but my pinky just stood there, refusing to participate in my rebellion. It's like, I'm not getting involved in your middle finger drama. I'm on a pinky promise hiatus.
Pinky Predictions
0
0
I tried palm reading, but my pinky refused to cooperate. It's like, I'm not revealing my secrets to anyone. I told it, Come on, pinky, you're the key to my future! It replied, Well, your future better include moisturizer because these hands are dry.
Pinky Promotions
0
0
I asked my pinky, What's your career goal? It said, I want to be a ring finger. Now, I'm just waiting for the day it hands me a tiny resignation letter, saying, I've decided to pursue other hand opportunities.
Pinky Power Play
0
0
Have you ever noticed when you try to grab something delicate, your pinky goes up like it's the supervisor overseeing a top-secret mission? I swear, my pinky thinks it's James Bond, licensed to spill tea in the classiest way possible.
The Pinky Dilemma
0
0
You know, my pinky has this existential crisis every time I raise it. It's like, 'Am I sophisticated or just trying to fit in with the other fingers?' It's the real-life struggle of the smallest member in the hand hierarchy.
Pinky Pacts
0
0
My pinky and I have this unspoken agreement – it promises not to get tangled up in my hair ties, and I promise not to accidentally slam it in doors. It's the pinky swear of the finger world, and let me tell you, it's saved us from some serious hand drama.
Pinky Workout
0
0
I decided to give my pinky a workout. You know, pinky curls, pinky push-ups. Now it's the most ripped finger in the hand gym. It's out there, flexing at other fingers, going, Yeah, that's right. I bench-pressed a pinky swear.
Pinky and the Brain
0
0
My pinky thinks it's the brains behind the operation. It's like, I control the balance, I bring elegance to the table – without me, you'd just be a thumb and some rebellious fingers. It's got a point; I can't argue with my pinky.
Pinky Philosophy
0
0
My pinky has this deep philosophical outlook on life. It once told me, We may be small, but we're mighty. We're the underdogs of the hand world, always proving that size doesn't matter – except when reaching the top shelf.
Post a Comment