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The Parent
Trying to build a pillow fort with kids
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Building a pillow fort with kids is like negotiating a peace treaty. There are negotiations, compromises, and by the end of it, you're just hoping nobody declares a pillow war. My living room looked like the aftermath of a fluff explosion.
The Lazy Lounger
Choosing between building a pillow fort and lounging on the couch
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I tried building a pillow fort but got distracted halfway through. Now, it's just a sad pile of cushions in the corner. I call it the "Monument to Unfinished Projects." If my laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal hanging on that sad pillow heap.
The Paranoid Defender
Defending the pillow fort from imaginary invaders
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My pillow fort is so secure; even the spiders outside want in. I saw one trying to sneak in through a gap in the cushions. I told him, "Sorry, buddy, no arachnids allowed in my cozy kingdom." It's a strictly pillow-exclusive community.
The OCD Architect
Struggling with perfectionism while building the ultimate pillow fort
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Building a pillow fort is a delicate balance between artistic expression and structural integrity. My roommate walked in and said, "Why are you sweating so much? It's just pillows." I looked at him and replied, "It's not just pillows; it's a temporary architectural marvel.
The Romantic Adventurer
Turning a pillow fort into a romantic getaway
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Pillow forts are not just for kids; they're for lovers too. I tried to be suave and said, "I built us a romantic hideaway." My partner looked at it and asked, "Is that a pillow or a fortress?" I guess my romantic gesture had a touch of medieval charm.
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