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I got my ear pierced recently. Now, I understand how a small hole in your body can become the centerpiece of conversations. It's like my ear has become a public artwork that everyone suddenly has an opinion about!
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I think getting a piercing is a rite of passage. You start with one, thinking, 'This is it, I'm rebellious now.' Then, before you know it, you're contemplating a full ear decoration like, 'Maybe I should hang a curtain from my earlobe.'
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Having a piercing is like having a secret code. You'll be in a random place, spot someone else with the same piercing, and suddenly, it's like you're in an exclusive club. Nodding at each other like, 'Ah, yes, we both have holes in unexpected places.'
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One thing I've learned about piercings is that suddenly everyone becomes an expert. 'Oh, you're getting a lip piercing? Let me tell you everything I've read on the internet about lip infections!' Thanks, but I'm good.
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Piercings are a bit like life decisions. At first, you're excited about the shiny object, but later you're left with something that takes effort to maintain and occasionally catches on your clothes!
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Piercings are interesting. It's the only time a stranger can approach you and ask, 'Hey, can I see the hole in your body?' without it being completely creepy.
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Piercings are a bit like tattoos. You think hard about the design, but then you realize it's going to be there forever. Suddenly, that tiny butterfly earring seems like a lifelong commitment!
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The pain scale for piercings is fascinating. It's like they have their own Richter scale. 'Oh, this? It's just a nose piercing - a solid 5 on the pain Richter, but totally worth the cool factor.'
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People say piercings are a form of self-expression. I guess my self-expression is, 'I enjoy unnecessarily puncturing my body and paying for it.'
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