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I tried to join a pirate baking class, you know, to learn the secrets of the "pie rates." Turns out, it wasn't about making desserts but rather how fast you could run away with someone else's pie. Lesson learned.
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Have you ever been to a pirate potluck? It's all about those "pie rates." Everyone's walking the plank for a slice of the captain's secret recipe.
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Pirates hosting a baking show would be interesting. "Today, mateys, we're making the perfect pie. Remember, it's all about those high 'pie rates' and a sprinkle of sea salt for that extra kick!
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Pirates and pies, who would've thought? It's like, "Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Bring out the rolling pins, we're setting sail for flavor on the seven pastry seas!
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I recently met a pirate who opened a bakery. His business plan? High "pie rates" to keep customers coming back. I guess it's a new way of saying, "Shiver me timbers, this crust is amazing!
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Pirates have really embraced the culinary world. I mean, they've gone from plundering ships to plundering ovens for the best "pie rates" in town. It's a delicious mutiny!
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Imagine a pirate trying to impress someone on a date with his baking skills. "Ahoy there, lass! Prepare to be swept off your feet by the irresistible allure of my high 'pie rates' and swashbuckling flavors!
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I heard there's a pirate-themed bakery where they only serve desserts shaped like ships. The reviews? "The 'pie rates' are through the roof, but the navigation skills need some work.
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You ever notice how when pirates become bakers, they're all about those "pie rates"? I mean, forget buried treasure, these guys are digging into pastry gold!
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