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Why did the red blood cell go to therapy? It had too many issues with its white blood cell!
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy? It had too many missed connections!
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Why did the stomach break up with the liver? It couldn't handle its emotional baggage!
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I asked the skeleton if it wanted a snack. It said, 'No thanks, I'm bonely.
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? There was no attraction!
** Physiology & Netflix Bingeing
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The physiology of binge-watching Netflix is fascinating. Your body's like, We can stay up all night watching 'Stranger Things,' but ask me to watch a documentary on the human body? Nope, I'm asleep in ten minutes.
** Physiology & DIY Repairs
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Tried to fix my car once, thinking I understood its physiology. Took out a wrench, stared at the engine, and said, Alright, heart of the beast, show me your physiology! Ten minutes later, my neighbor's asking if I need help with the 'vroom vroom' thingy.
** Physiology & Sneezes
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Ever notice how unpredictable sneezes are? One moment you're discussing the intricate physiology of the human brain, and the next, you're trying to explain why there's pepper everywhere.
** Gym Failures & Physiology
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I tried to impress this girl at the gym by talking about physiology. She was on the treadmill, and I said, Hey, did you know your body is actually a complex machine? It's all about physiology! She just looked at me and replied, And yet, you can't figure out how to use this treadmill?
** Physiology & Aging
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As you age, you realize the cruel joke of physiology. When you're young, you're full of energy, but no money. When you're older, you've got money, but your physiology's like, Let's invest in a recliner and afternoon naps.
** Physiology of Diets
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Ever try a diet based on the physiology of your ancestors? I'm on the caveman diet! Oh, you mean the diet where you hunt for food, but end up eating pizza rolls because it's easier?
** The Physiology of Love
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They say love is all about the physiology. Your heart races, your palms sweat, and your stomach does flips. Or maybe that's just the pizza you ate earlier. Either way, it's a rollercoaster.
** Physiology of the Morning Coffee
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Ever think about the physiology of coffee? One sip, and suddenly you're a superhero, ready to tackle the world. Five minutes later, you're trying to remember why you opened the fridge and wondering if it's socially acceptable to have a third cup before 9 am.
** The Dilemma of Human Physiology
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Human physiology is weird. We're the only species that can run a marathon, but also the only species that pulls a muscle reaching for the TV remote. It's like our bodies are saying, Sure, I'll let you run 26 miles, but bend over to tie your shoe? Good luck, champ.
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