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The Roommate
Phillip, the roommate, never does his share of the chores.
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Phillip believes in the magic of dirty laundry disappearing if you leave it on the floor long enough. I think he's secretly conducting a social experiment on the life cycle of socks.
The Family Reunion
Phillip, the relative, always brings up embarrassing childhood stories.
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I told Phillip that if he ever writes a memoir, he should title it 'My Relative's Greatest Hits.' Spoiler alert: I'm the star of the cringe-worthy album cover.
The Gym Buddy
Phillip, the workout partner, always skips leg day.
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I suggested we go for a run together. Phillip's idea of a run? A sprint to the fridge during commercial breaks. I guess he's training for the snack marathon.
The Awkward Neighbor
Phillip, the neighbor, always borrowing things but never returning them.
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I'm convinced Phillip has a hidden camera in his house, documenting the secret life of my possessions. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a reality show called 'Where's My Stuff?' starring him.
The Office Colleague
Phillip, the colleague, always stealing lunches from the office fridge.
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I decided to play a psychological game with Phillip. I put my lunch in a bag that said 'experiment,' and he hasn't touched it since. Maybe he thinks it's a scientific breakthrough in cuisine, or maybe he's just scared of the unknown.
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