4 Phd Students Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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Have you ever tried making plans with a PhD student? It's like trying to schedule a meeting with the president. You suggest hanging out on a Friday night, and they hit you with, "Sorry, I'm booked until 2025. Maybe we can pencil in a coffee date in the margins of
PhD students and coffee – it's like an unbreakable bond. They don't drink coffee; they inhale it. Espresso, Americano, cappuccino – it's like they're preparing for a barista Olympics.
They've got their coffee preferences down to a science. You offer them a regular cup of joe, and they look at
You ever meet those PhD students? They're like the procrastination champions of the academic world. I mean, they have a PhD in putting things off. You ask them about their thesis, and they're like, "Oh, I'm still working on the abstract. It's been three years, but abstracts are tricky, you
PhD students have their own language. It's like they took English, put it in a blender with some Latin, and then threw in a dash of hieroglyphics for good measure. You try reading their papers, and it's like decoding the Da Vinci Code.
They use words that I'm pretty sure

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