17 Jokes For Perverted

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Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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I told my perverted friend a joke about construction. He thought it was riveting – nailed it!
I asked the perverted librarian if they had any books on paranoia. They whispered, 'They're right behind you.
What did the perverted bee say to the flower? 'You really know how to blossom, baby!
What did the perverted light bulb say to the lamp? 'You really brighten up my day!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a perverted chef – I make a killing with my saucy recipes!
I bought a perverted parrot, but it just couldn't stop squawking at inappropriate times. Now, it's my ex-squawk-sition bird.
What's a pervert's favorite fruit? A peacherotic – it's always a juicy experience!

Perverted Pets

My cat has this weird habit of staring at me when I'm changing. I'm like, Dude, have some decency, you're a perverted furball, not a fashion critic!

Perverted Elevators

Elevators are getting too smart. I was in one, and it announced each floor like a flirtatious game show host: Welcome to the fifth floor—where things get a little risqué!

Perverted Doorbells

I got a smart doorbell, and it's way too perceptive. It greeted me with, Hello handsome, someone's at the door. Maybe it's your future ex asking for alimony.

Perverted Socks

I bought a pair of socks the other day, and they were definitely perverted. Every time I took off my shoes, they were just standing there, whispering, Peek-a-boo!

Perverted Technology

Technology is so perverted nowadays. I asked my virtual assistant for a weather update, and it responded, The forecast is hot and steamy, just like our conversation.

Perverted Coffee Machines

My coffee machine is suspiciously perverted. It makes these suggestive noises in the morning, like it's brewing more than just coffee. I'm afraid to ask for a cappuccino.

Perverted Fortune Cookies

I opened a fortune cookie, and it said, You will have a night of passion. I thought, Finally, my cookies are getting more action than I am!

The Perverted Chronicles

You ever notice how technology is getting a bit perverted? I mean, my phone's auto-correct suggests the most inappropriate words. I just wanted to type ducking!

Perverted GPS

I think my GPS has a perverted side. I missed a turn, and it said, Recalculating... just like your love life. Take the next right, and maybe you'll find romance.

Perverted Appliances

My refrigerator is a bit perverted. Every time I open the door, it's like, Hey there, feeling hungry? How about a sensual dance with some veggies?

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