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I went to get a perm the other day. The hairstylist asked me, "How tight do you want it?" I said, "Not '80s rock band tight, maybe more like a gentle handshake." I walked out looking like I just stepped out of a wind tunnel experiment.
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Perms are like the original social media for your hair. You get one, and suddenly your hair has its own profile, making waves and connecting with other curls in the neighborhood. I'm just waiting for hair influencers to start taking over Instagram.
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I saw a guy with a perm the other day, and I thought, "Now there's a man who's not afraid to embrace his inner poodle." I wonder if he barks at the moon when the perm is in full effect.
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Perms are like the secret agents of the hair world. You sit there, all calm, and then bam! A chemical concoction transforms your hair into a whole new identity. It's like witness protection for your follicles.
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Getting a perm is like signing up for a roller coaster ride that lasts for months. You're all excited at first, then there's that moment of regret halfway through when you question your life choices. But in the end, you come out with a head full of memories.
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I tried explaining the concept of perms to my grandma, and she just laughed. She said, "Back in my day, we had perms, too. We called it 'humidity.'" Turns out, the weather was the OG hairstylist.
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Perms are like the Cinderella of hairstyles. At first, everything looks magical and perfect, but as midnight approaches, you realize it's time for the fairy tale to unravel, one curl at a time.
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You ever notice how the concept of "perms" is like a time traveler from the '80s that refuses to leave? I mean, we've got smartphones and self-driving cars now, but somewhere in a salon, a perm is holding on for dear life, defying the laws of hair evolution.
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Perms are like the jazz musicians of the hair world. They come in, improvise a bit, and leave you wondering if you just witnessed a masterpiece or if someone accidentally spilled chemicals on your head.
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