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Why was the person with Tourette's a great auctioneer? They could swiftly elevate the bidding with unexpected outbursts!
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Why did the person with Tourette's win the marathon? They were always ahead of the competition, constantly crossing the finish line!
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Why did the person with Tourette's join the circus? They were a natural at spontaneous performances!
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I invited my friend with Tourette's to the zoo. The animals thought it was a 'wild' conversation!
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How does someone with Tourette's apologize? They make amends with unintended !
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Why did the person with Tourette's become a teacher? They believed in spontaneous education and unscripted lessons!
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Why did the person with Tourette's bring a ladder to the party? Because they wanted to reach new heights in their conversation!
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Why did the person with Tourette's start a bakery? Because they always wanted to make a 'tourettes' of delicious pastries!
Tourettes and I, We're Like a Dynamic Duo
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You know, people with Tourettes and I, we should team up. I've got the impeccable timing for punchlines, and they've got the involuntary delivery. We'd be like a stand-up superhero duo, taking comedy to the next level, one unexpected outburst at a time.
Tourettes: The Ultimate Comedy Heckler
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People with Tourettes are the ultimate comedy hecklers. You think you're killing it on stage, and then they chime in with their own commentary. Nice one, buddy! But have you tried doing it with a chicken on your head? Tourettes, the unsolicited director of our comedic lives.
Tourettes and Charades: A Winning Combo
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My friend with Tourettes is amazing at charades. They start acting out The Lion King, and suddenly it's a full-on Broadway production with animal noises, interpretive dance, and a few unexpected plot twists. It's like playing charades on expert mode.
Tourettes Yoga: The Zen of Spontaneity
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I heard they're starting a new trend: Tourettes Yoga. It's like regular yoga, but instead of planned poses, you just strike whatever position your body decides on at that very moment. Downward dog? Child's pose? Nah, we're doing the surprise crane kick today.
Tourettes: Turning Mundane into a Spectacle
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Life can be mundane, but not when you're with someone with Tourettes. Grocery shopping turns into a Broadway musical, and waiting in line becomes a stand-up comedy show. Who needs a dull life when you can have a surprise performance at every corner?
Life's a Tourettes-Roulette
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I feel like hanging out with someone with Tourettes is a bit like playing roulette. You never know when the next surprise is coming. It keeps you on your toes. One moment you're discussing the weather, the next moment, you're in an unexpected rap battle about penguins. It's an adventure.
Tourettes: The Secret Weapon of Awkward Silences
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You know, when there's an awkward silence, my friend with Tourettes becomes the hero we never knew we needed. Silence? Not on their watch. They'll fill it with unexpected trivia, random sound effects, and the occasional interpretive dance. Awkward silence doesn't stand a chance.
Tourettes and Whispering: A Thrilling Combo
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I tried playing the quiet game with my friend who has Tourettes. It was the most thrilling game of my life. We started whispering, and suddenly, Tourettes decided we should shout out our secrets instead. Well, there goes the neighborhood secrecy.
Tourettes GPS: Because Life Needs More Surprises
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Imagine having a GPS with Tourettes. In 500 feet, turn left, you magnificent, glittery unicorn! Life would be so much more exciting. I'd take road trips just to hear the navigation system's unexpected compliments and occasional beatboxing.
Tourettes and Mime School: A Silent Shoutout
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I suggested my friend with Tourettes join a mime school. You know, because they're great at spontaneous gestures. But then we realized it might not be the best idea when they involuntarily broke into a mime's imaginary box routine during a serious meeting. Surprise, surprise.
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