5 People Turning 50 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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The Fitness Freak

Embracing the Dad Bod
At 50, my idea of a heavy workout is lifting the remote to find the TV remote.

The DIY Enthusiast

Fixing Things or Breaking Them
I thought I could fix my own plumbing at 50. Now the plumber sees me more often than my family does.

The Fashionista

Staying Stylish in Midlife
Turning 50 is like upgrading from high heels to sensible shoes. I used to reach for the stars; now I reach for the comfortable arch support.

The Techie

Grappling with Smart Devices
At 50, my phone autocorrects "turning 50" to "turning grumpy." Even my phone knows what's up.

The Foodie

Balancing Taste and Health
I tried a new diet at 50. It's called "See Food." I see food, and I eat it. The problem is, now I see food everywhere.

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