5 Jokes About People Living In Cars

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The GPS Voice

Giving directions to someone whose home is a moving vehicle
Giving directions to a person living in a car is tricky. "In 200 feet, turn left... but not too sharp; we don't want the pots and pans flying off the stove.

The Carpooler

Convincing friends to join your carpool when your car is also your home
I invited my friend to join my carpool. He asked, "What's the catch?" I said, "No catch, just bring a sleeping bag, and we'll call it even.

The Valet Parker

Trying to valet park a car that's already a home
I asked the guy living in his car if he wanted valet service. He looked at me, looked at his car, and said, "Buddy, my car has been my home, my kitchen, and my bathroom. I'm not sure I need a valet; I need a real estate agent!

The Street Performer

Busking when your audience might just be asleep
My street performance was going great until someone in an RV started their generator right when I was delivering the punchline. Now that's what I call a power-packed punchline!

The Drive-Thru Enthusiast

Living in a car and trying to use drive-thrus
Drive-thrus are designed for convenience, right? Tell that to the guy behind me honking because I'm taking too long to unfold my living room and get my money out.

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