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Why did the penguin go to the fancy dress party at the iceberg? It wanted to look ice-solated!
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Why did the penguin bring an umbrella to the bar? In case of ice showers!
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Why did the penguin bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the rocks!
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The Penguin Bar has a strict 'no-fly' policy, so I couldn't show off my dance moves. Apparently, flapping your arms and attempting to take off is frowned upon. I guess they've had one too many party crashes from seagulls.
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I thought the Penguin Bar was going to be an upscale joint. Instead, it's like a formalwear fashion show where everyone looks dapper until they start belly-sliding across the floor. I've never seen such elegant chaos.
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I asked the bartender at the Penguin Bar for their signature cocktail. He handed me a drink with an umbrella and a fish garnish. I guess 'on the rocks' takes on a whole new meaning in penguin culture.
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At the Penguin Bar, the drinks are so cold that even the ice cubes are wearing jackets. I asked the bartender for a 'warm' drink, and he looked at me like I just requested a tropical vacation in Antarctica.
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I tried telling a joke at the Penguin Bar, thinking I'd break the ice. But these penguins have seen it all - they're like the toughest comedy crowd ever. I bombed so hard, I felt like a snowball in July.
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The Penguin Bar: Because nothing says 'wild night out' like hanging with a bunch of tuxedo-wearing introverts. It's like a black-tie event in the Arctic, but with more awkward waddling!
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So, I went to this Penguin Bar, thinking it's some exotic wildlife lounge. Turns out, it's just a bunch of people sliding on the dance floor with no rhythm. It's like a nature documentary gone terribly wrong!
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I tried hitting on someone at the Penguin Bar, you know, trying to break the ice. Turns out, penguins are better at that - they have a whole sliding routine! My pickup line was just a clumsy attempt at survival.
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I suggested they play 'Happy Feet' at the Penguin Bar, and they thought I meant a documentary on penguin mating rituals. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that movie choice.
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