5 Jokes About Pence

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Updated on: Jun 12 2025

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The Discount Dater

Navigating the world of romance on a tight budget
I once took a date to a discount movie theater. The seats were so uncomfortable that halfway through the film, we were both rooting for the villain, just so the movie would end faster.

The Discount Detective

Solving crimes with a limited budget
Trying to catch a thief on a shoestring budget is tough. I set up a trap using discount electronics, and when the thief tripped over the wires, I yelled, "You've just been caught on a budget cam!

Penny Pinchers Anonymous

The struggle of being extremely frugal
I'm so good at saving money that I've started a new workout routine. It's called "Wallet Crunches" – every time I open my wallet and see money, I do a happy dance.

The Thrifty Time Traveler

Navigating time travel on a budget
Went back to the 1800s, and they asked me for a penny to use their time machine. I said, "A penny? Inflation is real – back in my time, it only cost a button and a handshake!

The Bargain Psychic

Predicting the future on a discount
I can see the future, but only up to the point where I can't afford the psychic hotline anymore. My predictions are on a layaway plan – pay now, and I'll tell you what happens next year.

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