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Why did the pen pal break up with the pencil pal? They were tired of getting drawn into drama!
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Why did the pen pal bring a ladder to the letter? They wanted to reach new heights in correspondence!
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What did the pen pal say to the pencil pal during a storm? 'Don't worry, we'll weather this together!
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Why did the pen pal become a detective? They had a talent for un-capping mysteries!
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Why did the pen pal become a gardener? They had a talent for cultivating ink-spiring ideas!
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What did the pen pal say when the letter was too short? 'That's not my write idea of communication!
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Why did the pen pal become a chef? They had a talent for stirring up ink-redible recipes!
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What did one pen pal say to the other during an argument? 'Let's draw a line and start over!
Pen Pal Pranks
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I decided to pull a prank on my pen pal. I sent them a letter that said, I know what you did last summer. The joke's on me because they replied with, I know what you had for breakfast this morning. Turns out, they're not into horror movies, just breakfast menus.
Pen Pal Pickup Lines
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I tried impressing my pen pal with some classic pickup lines. You know, Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your letters, everyone else disappears. Turns out, charm doesn't translate well in written form. I got a response like, Are you a magician? Because your jokes disappear like magic.
Pen Pal Professions
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I asked my pen pal what they do for a living. They said they were a mime. Now, that's impressive. Imagine having a pen pal who communicates solely through the written word but is a mime in real life. I guess they're practicing for the silent film era comeback.
Pen Pals or Pigeon Post?
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I don't understand why we're still doing pen pals in the age of instant messaging. I mean, are we trying to revive carrier pigeons next? Dear friend, my pigeon just got lost in the city traffic. Please disregard any messages from a confused pigeon named Steve.
Pen Pal Poetry
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My pen pal suggested we write poetry to each other. I thought it was a cute idea until I received their poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, do you too? I guess Shakespeare would be proud.
Pen Pal Pandemonium
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You know, I tried having a pen pal once. It was like having a long-distance relationship, but without the benefit of ever meeting the person. It's like, Hey, do you like long walks on the beach? and they're like, I don't know, I live in a landlocked country. What's a beach?
Pen Pal Detective
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I decided to do some investigative work on my pen pal. Googled them, checked social media—turns out, they're not a 75-year-old retired astronaut like they claimed. They're a 15-year-old high school student. Well, that explains the obsession with rocket ships in their letters.
Pen Pal Predictions
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My pen pal said they had a sixth sense. I got excited, thinking I'd finally meet someone who could predict the future. Turns out, their sixth sense is just an uncanny ability to know when their Wi-Fi is about to drop. It's like having a psychic connection to a modem.
Pen Pal Personalities
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Trying to understand my pen pal's personality through letters is like trying to understand quantum physics by watching cat videos. You think you're getting somewhere, and suddenly, you're lost in the randomness of it all.
Pen Pal Perils
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My pen pal and I had an argument over whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Can you believe that? It's supposed to be an exchange of cultures, not a war over toppings. I guess some debates are just universal, like pineapple pizza and whether it's acceptable in civilized society.
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