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The Chef
Trying to impress a food critic with pea soup
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The critic told me, "Your pea soup lacks depth." Depth? I told him, "It's not a novel; it's soup. You want depth, go scuba diving!
The Time Traveler
Accidentally bringing pea soup to a medieval feast
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The peasants were skeptical, so I told them pea soup was the latest trend in the future. They asked, "Does it come with free Wi-Fi?" Apparently, that's a medieval deal-breaker.
The Hypochondriac
Believing that pea soup is a cure-all remedy
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I went to the doctor, and he asked about my diet. I proudly said, "Lots of pea soup!" He looked concerned and muttered, "I said 'vitamin' not 'vittles.'
The Gardener
Dealing with a pea soup flood in the garden
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I tried explaining to my plants that they were now in a pea soup spa. I think they misunderstood because now they're requesting croutons and a side of garlic bread.
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