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Patty O tried to join a dance class, but his unique moves confused everyone. The instructor asked, "Are you doing the cha-cha or just having a small seizure?" He replied, "Why not both? It's called the cha-seizure!
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You know you're in for a unique experience when Patty O is on your team for a game of charades. He doesn't act out the clues; he just mimes the entire plot of a Shakespearean play. Good luck guessing "Hamlet" in 60 seconds!
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Patty O told me he's trying to be more eco-friendly, so now he refers to himself as "Patty O-recycle." I guess reducing, reusing, and confusing people is the new environmental trend.
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Patty O decided to become a motivational speaker, and his first piece of advice was, "Embrace the awkwardness, my friends. Life's too short to worry about normal social interactions. Just make 'em laugh, or at least stare blankly until they do.
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I went to a party with Patty O, and he introduced himself to everyone as "The Peculiar Patty." It's like he's auditioning for his own reality show, "Keeping Up with Patty's Peculiarities.
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Patty O decided to start a podcast about the mysteries of the universe. It's called "Patty O-logies," where he explores profound questions like, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, does it still owe you money?
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You ever notice how there's always that one person in the office who's got a nickname that sounds like it should be on a menu? "Patty O, the special of the day: a dash of eccentricity, served with a side of confusion.
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Patty O walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." Patty O replies, "Well, that's a first. Usually, it's just my WiFi that rejects me.
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I asked Patty O what his favorite movie was, and he said it was a tie between "The Matrix" and "Groundhog Day." I guess he likes his reality a bit glitchy and repetitive.
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