5 Jokes For Patties

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 28 2024

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The Health Nut

When you're obsessed with healthy eating but can't resist patties
I told my fitness trainer I was giving up meat. He said, "No more burgers?" I said, "Just call them protein-packed plant sandwiches.

The Grill Master

Perfecting the art of grilling patties without becoming a hermit
I spend so much time with my grill that my social life is almost as well-done as my patties. At least the burgers don't complain.

The Overly Ambitious Chef

When you're too excited about making perfect patties
I tried to impress my date by cooking patties blindfolded. Let's just say it wasn't the only thing that got grilled.

The Environmentalist

Balancing love for the planet and love for patties
I decided to start a green burger movement. My slogan? "Save the planet, eat a patty." The cows are still skeptical.

The Detective Diner

Investigating the mystery of the disappearing patties
I asked my dog if he knew who stole my patties. He looked guilty and said, "It was the cat. I saw him paw-ndering your fridge.

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