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The Artist
Struggling to make pastel colors seem manly.
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I asked the art store clerk for pastel colors that scream 'macho.' They handed me pink, baby blue, and mint green. I guess my definition of macho clashes with theirs.
The Home Decor Enthusiast
Convincing others that pastels aren’t just for nurseries.
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I painted my walls in pastel shades for a calming effect. Now, every time my in-laws visit, they say it feels like stepping into a giant marshmallow. I should start charging admission for this 'experience.'
The Tough Guy
Maintaining a tough image while embracing pastels.
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I wore pastel sneakers to the gym. Apparently, 'light blue' doesn’t scream 'powerlifting.' It screams 'I might break into a dance routine.'
The Fashion Designer
Making pastels the next big trend without making everyone look like a toddler.
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I suggested pastel-colored wedding dresses. The bride's response? 'I don’t want to look like I’ve been dipped in a rainbow. I'm getting married, not auditioning for a children's show.'
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