5 Jokes For Paralysed

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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The Stand-Up Comic in a Paralyzed Comedy Club

Entertaining a paralyzed audience
Trying to get laughs from a paralyzed crowd is tough. I told a joke, and the only movement in the room was the tumbleweed rolling across the stage.

The Paralyzed Chef's Assistant

Assisting a paralyzed chef in the kitchen
I suggested we make a dish with a kick. He laughed and said, "If you can find a way to kick something in this kitchen, I'll give you a raise.

The Paralyzed Superhero Sidekick

Dealing with the challenges of being a paralyzed sidekick
Crime-fighting with a paralyzed sidekick is interesting. The villain will be running away, and I'm there yelling, "Wait for me! Or, you know, just slow down a bit!

The Tech Support for Smart Homes

Dealing with a paralyzed person's smart home mishaps
Imagine trying to troubleshoot a smart home with someone who can't move. "Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?" I asked. Awkward silence on the other end.

The Overzealous Personal Trainer

Trying to motivate a paralyzed client
He told the guy, "No pain, no gain!" The guy just looked at him and said, "How about we aim for 'no pain, no pain'?

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