bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the pizza maker become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own topping at Papa John's!
0
0
What's Papa John's favorite baseball team? The New York Pepperoni Yankees!
0
0
Why did the pizza apply for a job at Papa John's? It wanted to get a slice of the action!
0
0
Why did the pizza maker become a detective? He had a pizza the crime-solving action at Papa John's!
0
0
What did the pizza say to the pineapple at Papa John's? 'You're one fruit I never thought I'd see on top!
0
0
Why did the slice of pizza go to therapy? It had too many issues with its crust!
0
0
What do you call a pizza that you make at Papa John's during a snowstorm? An avalanche of flavor!
0
0
Why did the pizza maker at Papa John's break up with his oven? It just couldn't handle the heat!
0
0
What did the dough say to the rolling pin at Papa John's? 'You really know how to roll with it!
Delivery Drama
0
0
Ordered Papa John's for delivery, and the estimated time was 30 minutes. An hour later, I'm still waiting. At this point, I'm thinking they're handcrafting each pepperoni, growing the tomatoes, and raising the cows for the cheese. I didn't order a pizza; I accidentally signed up for a pizza-making reality show.
Sauce Suspicion
0
0
Ever notice how Papa John's sauce is the Leonardo DiCaprio of pizza ingredients? Always in the background, doing its job, but no one's giving it an Oscar. I bet if the sauce had a speech, it would thank the tomatoes and apologize to the pepperoni for stealing the spotlight.
The Pepperoni Predicament
0
0
Papa John's and pepperoni – it's like a love story with commitment issues. You order a pepperoni pizza, and half the pepperonis are on one side, the other half are on a completely different life path. It's like a pizza trying to find its inner zen while doing the cha-cha.
Garlic Sauce Confession
0
0
I've got a secret to confess. I don't order Papa John's for the pizza; I order it for the garlic sauce. I'd put that stuff on my morning cereal if I could. It's so good; I half expect it to start giving relationship advice. You know, maybe if you dipped that breakup in garlic sauce, it wouldn't sting as much.
Dough Dilemma
0
0
Ordered Papa John's last night, and I swear they must have a dough acrobat in the kitchen. That pizza crust was so thin; I thought I accidentally ordered a pizza-flavored napkin. I mean, I like a crispy crust, but this was borderline pizza origami.
The Mystery of Missing Olives
0
0
Ordered a deluxe pizza from Papa John's, and it came with all the toppings – except the olives. I feel like I'm in a pizza-themed episode of Sherlock Holmes. Elementary, my dear pizza maker, the case of the missing olives! Maybe they're off on a Mediterranean vacation.
Pizza Philosophy
0
0
Papa John's should add a philosophical note to their pizza boxes: If a pizza is delivered in the forest, and no one is around to Instagram it, did it really happen? Because in today's world, if you didn't share your pizza online, did you even eat it? Deep thoughts over pepperoni.
Pizza Paranoia
0
0
You know, I ordered from Papa John's the other day. The delivery guy shows up, and I swear, he looked at me like I had just stolen his secret garlic sauce recipe. I was half expecting him to ask for a password before handing over the pizza. What's the secret code, buddy? Extra cheese is the secret handshake, right?
Crust Conspiracy
0
0
Papa John's crust is like the unsung hero of the pizza. It holds everything together, and yet, it never gets the credit it deserves. It's the Kevin Bacon of the pizza world – always there, always reliable, but never the star of the show. I bet even the crust has dreams of being a cheesy Hollywood actor.
Cheese Conundrum
0
0
I love Papa John's, but can we talk about the cheese for a second? It's like a magic trick. You open the box, and suddenly, the cheese has vanished from the slice. I'm not saying it's an illusion, but I half expect the delivery guy to pull a rabbit out of the pepperoni.
Post a Comment