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I thought about making my pants into a parachute, but I was afraid they wouldn't have the leg for it!
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Why did the comedian wear velcro pants? Because he wanted to tear the house down!
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Why did the scarecrow take his pants off? He wanted to stand out in his field!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. So, I took my pants off instead!
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Why did the pants apply for a job? They wanted to get a leg up in the fashion industry!
Pants on Fire
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They say liars' pants are always on fire. Well, if that's the case, politicians must be running the hottest sale on pants right now!
Pants vs. The World
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Ever feel like your pants are in a constant battle against the world? Every time I go out, it's like they're screaming, Protect the human! We're the last line of defense!
Pants Mysteries
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There are some mysteries in life we'll never solve. Like why pants always decide to rip at the worst possible moment or why we're still trying to make skinny jeans a thing. Some mysteries are better left unbuttoned!
Pants Philosophy
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You know, there's a philosophical debate about pants: Are they holding us up or holding us back? Because I swear, every time I try to run, it's like they're saying, Not today, buddy!
Pants Rebellion
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Ever have one of those days where your pants just revolt against you? It's like they teamed up with my belt to start the next great rebellion. Down with legs! they chant!
Pantsless Parade
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I once attended a pantsless parade. Not by choice, mind you; my laundry day decided to coincide with the town's most scandalous event.
Pants Saga
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You know you're in for a wild ride when the saga of your life can be summed up as pants off, world on! or maybe I just need a better catchphrase.
Pants Off, Dance Off!
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You know, I tried the pants off approach once, but my dance moves are so bad, even the pants begged me to put them back on!
Pants or No Pants
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You ever walk into a room and think, Should I be wearing pants right now? Or is that just me every time I step into a Zoom meeting?
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