8+ Best One Liners Jokes For pair of shoe

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How does a shoe apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry, I really 'heel' bad about that!

Why are shoes terrible at math? Because they prefer to count their 'soles' instead of numbers!

What do you call a stolen pair of shoes? 'Sole' survivors!

Why was the shoe always unhappy? It had a lot of 'heel' problems!

Why did the shoe blush? Because it saw the cobbler 'heel-ing' someone!

Why was the sneaker always calm? Because it had a 'sole'ful attitude!

Why was the shoe-shop owner always calm? Because they were 'heel-ing' with customers like a pro!

Why did the shoe go to the party alone? It couldn't find its 'sole' mate!

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