6 Jokes For Paid Time Off

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Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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I told my colleagues I'm taking a month off to pursue my dreams. They thought I meant 'dreams' in Excel!
I took a day off to play hide and seek. My boss is still looking for me – best game ever!
I told my boss I needed a break. He gave me a Kit-Kat and said, 'Enjoy your paid time off!
Why did the workaholic go on vacation? He wanted to 'clock out' from his routine!
I took a day off to learn magic. Now my boss thinks I'm a 'disappearing' asset!
I told my boss I needed a break because I'm 'stressed'. He gave me a map and said, 'Find the nearest spa!

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