7 Jokes For Pacemaker

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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Why did the pacemaker go to therapy? It had too many heart-to-heart issues.
What did the pacemaker say to the heart? You can't beat me at my own game!
I bought a pacemaker for my pet turtle. Now it's the fastest turtle on the block.
My pacemaker and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to keep my heart going; I hate changing the batteries.
My doctor said I need a pacemaker. I told him, 'I've already got rhythm; I just need the backup.
Why did the pacemaker apply for a job? It wanted to get to the heart of the matter.
I tried to tell a joke to my friend with a pacemaker, but his heart wasn't in it.

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