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Why did the pac-man break up with his girlfriend? She had too much emotional baggage!
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I asked my friend to give me a pac-k of gum. He handed me a suitcase. Now I have fresh breath and a weekend getaway!
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What do you call a group of pac-men on a pilgrimage? A holy chompgrimage!
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What did one pac-man say to the other at the party? 'Let’s keep this conversation a-chomp-lished!
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My pac-man went on a diet. Now he's just a semi-circle. I guess he's watching his figure!
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I tried to impress my date by doing a magic trick with a 'pac' of cards. Turns out, the trick was making any potential romantic interest disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat.
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I have a love-hate relationship with my alarm clock. It's my daily 'pac'-man, relentlessly chasing my dreams and gobbling up precious sleep pellets.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new 'pac'-kage arriving. Forget the contents, the real thrill is in popping that bubble wrap. It's like adult bubble wrap therapy.
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I tried to be more environmentally friendly by recycling. Now my neighbors are giving me weird looks because apparently, 'pac'-ing peanuts aren't meant to go in the blue bin.
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I recently went on a diet. It's called the 'pac'-man diet—eat everything in sight and hope for the best. My doctor calls it the 'how-to-gain-weight-while-avoiding-salads' plan.
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My workout routine is intense—I do the 'pac'-man workout. I spend 30 minutes avoiding exercise and chasing after snacks. I call it cardio-munching.
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I recently tried to learn to play the 'pac'-iano. Let's just say, my neighbors now think I'm experimenting with avant-garde cat serenades. Meow-sic at its finest!
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I attempted to be more mindful, so I started practicing meditation. Let's just say my version involves chanting 'pac'-e and tranquility while trying not to think about my growing to-do list.
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I decided to take up gardening, but I misunderstood the term 'pac'-ing plants. Now my backyard looks like a crime scene from a vegetable massacre.
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