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Overthinking is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube that's missing a few stickers. You spin it around for hours, and in the end, you're left with a colorful mess and a headache.
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Overthinking at night is the real-life version of a horror movie. You're lying there, trying to sleep, and your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the last decade. Thanks, brain, I was trying to forget that one time I called my teacher "mom" in fourth grade.
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Overthinking has turned me into a human version of the "undo" button. I'll be halfway through a conversation, and suddenly I'm like, "Wait, let's Ctrl+Z that last sentence.
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I overthink so much that I've started negotiating with my own thoughts. "Okay, brain, if you stop worrying about the future, I promise we can spend the entire weekend binge-watching cat videos. Deal?
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I overthink to the point where my GPS voice has developed a sarcastic tone. "In 500 feet, make a U-turn...again. Are you sure you know where you're going?
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You ever overthink so much that you start creating alternate realities in your head? I've got a whole universe up there where I'm a stand-up comedian for penguins. They love a good icebreaker.
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I overthink to the point where my to-do list has a to-do list. It's like my tasks are multiplying faster than rabbits. Soon, I'll need a personal assistant for my personal assistant.
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You know you're overthinking when you spend more time choosing a Netflix show than actually watching it. It's like a mini-Oscars ceremony happening in my living room every night.
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Overthinking is like trying to fold a fitted sheet. No matter how hard you try, it always ends up in a crumpled mess, and you're left questioning your life choices.
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